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This week has been one of THOSE WEEKS for me.
It all started off well. Sunday night we went for a family meal (15 of us!) to celebrate my Dad's 80th birthday. The restaurant had said that no problem, they'd be able to cook something gluten and dairy free for DD2 so I didn't need to take anything food-wise with me for her. We chose food for her and it arrived, but it wasn't until she was halfway through her starter of chicken and salad leaves (an adaptation of a Caesar salad!) that I realised the leaves had dressing on them and that the chicken was coated with something. This has meant a very up and down few days and nights with her, with more pronounced autistic characteristics than usual and very disrupted sleeping patterns for her, which means I'm sleep-deprived as well.
The knock-effect is that I've been making some really stupid mistakes in my knitting and crocheting, so don't have anything to show this week.
I started an African Flower motif cushion a couple of weeks ago. The flowers themselves have turned out really well and I'm so pleased with them. The motif is hexagonal and my plan was to sew them together to make a big hexagon and buy a circular cushion pad. However, once I'd sewn them together, I realised the other day that I'll have to come up with a wide but not very high triangle to fill in the gaps and I can't work that out at the moment. I've tried three times so far and all that's happened is I've got frustrated and irritable and have shouted at the dog. So, I'm leaving that for a bit and am working on the back side of the cushion cover, which I decided would be one flower motif in the centre and then just plain stripes all round that central hexagon until it's big enough. Maybe by the time I've done that bit I'll have worked out how to fill in the front gaps (I might post a request on Ravelry for that one).
To cheer myself up, I decided to cast on some socks using one of the two skeins of Malabrigo sock yarn I bought a while back. I chose the skein of Lettuce and the Go With The Flow socks which were in my queue. I decided to convert the pattern to toe-up - something I've done with other patterns. Halfway up one 15-row repeat, I had a look and thought to myself "that doesn't look right". 'That' was about ten rounds further down, so I checked and it was wrong, so I ripped back. Not too bad, except the pattern's a zigzag rib and I hate ripping back ribbing because the purl stitches try to escape. Off I went again and got up to the gusset, which was no problem, then the heel turn - again, that went without a hitch. Then came the heel flap (with toe-up gusset+heel flap socks, the gusset stitches are incorporated into the heel flap by ssk and p2togs as the flap is worked up). In the pattern, the cuff and sock leg are worked, then the heel flap, which is half-linen stitch, except that after the heel flap's been knitted, the whole sock's turned inside out, which makes for a pretty heel flap. "Oh, I can do that in reverse" thought I and, indeed I could. Instead of knits, I did purls and instead of sl1wyif I did sl1wyib. Only, once I'd finished the heel flap, I didn't like the way that there were ladders between the p2togs and the first stitch of the linen stitch bit. By this time, I'd done a couple of rounds of the leg as well. That was yesterday, late evening, so I decided to sleep on it. This morning I took one look and then it was rip, rip, rip, all the way back to the end of the gusset. I've now re-done the heel - with Eye of Partridge stitch and it looks much neater.
I also got caught up in the Beekeeper's Quilt excitement and as I've got a lot of sock yarn leftovers, bought the pattern and started making little hexapuffs. Seven puffs down, I thought about joining them together. Tie them at the corners as in the pattern? Hmm - not sure about that. Seam them with whip stitch? A bit too bulky. I finally came up with something that's more or less mattress stitch, but that leaves the cast on and cast off edges. Long-tail cast on means there are bumps at the bottom and a 3-needle cast off means there's a ridge at the top (never mind the little 'ears' caused by loose stitches at the ends). I might have to resort to Kitchener Stitch ---- or I might just mark this one down to experience, tell myself I should think before I get caught up in the latest viral knitting pattern hoo-ha because, quite honestly, even if I did finish a puffy quilt, I have absolutely no idea what I'd do with it. I've already got a mitred square sock yarn blanket on the go and there are some very pretty crochet patterns for sock yarn leftovers that I've been browsing through as well.
To cap it all, today the dishwasher died. It had been struggling to clean the dishes, even though I've only had it 3.5 years or so (it does get used quite a lot; at least 12 loads a week) and had been leaving gritty bits on glasses and bowls, despite being topped up with dishwasher salt and rinse aid, the filters cleaned out, a Finish dishwasher cleaner run through it and Mr Muscle put down the kitchen sink and left overnight. Today, I noticed there was water coming out of the bottom and when I pulled it out to have a look, I spotted a tear/hole in the water-out hose. I put it on a pre-wash to see how bad it was, but I must have caused more damage than was there previously when I pulled it out from under the worktop as it suddenly stopped working and all the electrics tripped (which meant the Wii went off, which meant DD2 had a hissy fit). Out came a screwdriver and I took the bottom of the dishwasher off and water had got inside. It's now been disconnected and I've paid a ridiculous amount of money (£35) to have a new dishwasher delivered tomorrow. Just what I needed when I've still got DD1's train and bus ticket for school to pay for, plus her music tuition fees for the autumn term.
As I said - it's been One of Those Weeks.
Hopefully next week will be better and I'll be able to show you some knitting and crochet goodies!